We've spent hours and days researching. We combed through thousands of motivational and fitness related texts to come up with the following definitive and exhaustive list of perfect excuses to skip your workout. Without further ado, here it is:

Print this out, put it on your mirror, and look at it every time you want to skip that workout, it will help give you that perfectly timed excuse.

What do you think of our list? Do you think we missed anything? Let us know in the comments.